The emails were not from Hillary, not from her server, not from her investigation. They were not marked classified, the FBI is merely investigating if there was any classified information in them. There is no indication that there was classified information in them.

Comey is merely informing Congress that they’re…

Yes. This needs to be moved up the food chain. The New York Times is the only outlet I’ve seen that actually got the headline right.

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

u want it 2 be one way....

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

Although I’d respect her far more if she cast a vote for Hills, I’ll take 2 principled Navarros over 1 unprincipled and immature Stein voter any day of the week.

Samantha Bee, on the other hand, as always, nailed it.

License to have a kid? I’m all for that.

“Irresponsible intent” is not even a thing. (Google it!)

My dog is going to live forever and ever and ever and ever

Arizona is bad and the heat bakes everyone’s brains and makes them crazy.

Arizona is BY FAR the worst state. Their cities are strip-mall parking lots and they have actual chain gangs.

It gets better, and then there’s that weird phase where the fact that it’s getting better is its own kind of worse, because the pain feels like the thing you were hanging onto and now you’re losing that, too, and then that phase passes too and you feel kind of silly about it. (This happens in all kinds of really bad…

There is no doubt that Indiana is the worst state. I’m pretty sure you can prove this with maths. But I saw this today and it’s convinced me:

I think a better question is when you buncha babies can accept that Deadspin isn’t strictly a sports-only site and hasn’t been for years and years.

Headlines that assume something about my knowledge. “10 things you didn’t know about [x].” “Everything you know about [x] is wrong.” Motherfucker, how do you know what I do or don’t know about something?!

#notallbikers

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

I’ve never officially lived in Buffalo, but my mom is a South Buffalo native and as such, I’ve spent a lot of time in the city both as a kid and an adult, visiting aunts, uncles, and cousins.

Before a bunch of Buffalo jokes start rolling in, I’m going to tell you that this is a city on the verge of a renaissance...in…

What I don’t get is why this walking pneumonia diagnosis isn’t proving to everyone what a fucking badass Hillary is. She hasn’t slowed down and she’s been seriously sick. This is some serious dedication. My 22 year old brother got walking pneumonia and he missed finals because of it.