This is my favorite article of all time

I voted for Jill Stein in 2012 (absentee, in a safe non-swing state that would unquestionably go Obama), and I’m now super embarrassed by this.

Hey Hey Hey! Please look at how he was elected. He did not get a majority in either run. 37.6% the first time. 48.2% the second time. We had strong third party candidates. This is why I fear these morons who are all about voting third party because of their conscientious objection to Hillary Clinton. I’ve seen what…

creating a hostile work environment by threatening to criticize staff members if they quit.

No, I just understand how radiation works. It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with science. If wi-fi signals were dangerous, we’d already see the effects with radio and TV signals, which are basically the same thing.

“Best Restaurant in New York” was pee your pants funny and brilliant. I loved that series so much and Caity and Rich are both so phenomenal.

Jill Stein is the worst. She’s basically a troll trying to get any and all attention. Lady can’t even get elected mayor.

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college, and you’re going to want an answer better than “eating cereal and watching my parents’ TV at 2PM”.

Right. I find myself with a little bit of unwilling sympathy for Efimova, who is clearly having a miserable time at the Olympics. I don’t know her personally or anything, but if there really was this huge Russian doping conspiracy, it’s possible she was under extreme pressure to dope, both from higher-ups and from the…

While it’s easy (and fun!) to paint the Russians as villains, I doubt any of them are even given the option to compete clean.

I need to form a support group for people who have always liked and related to Hillary, and therefore in this election feel like outcasts.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

I have so many strong, conflicting feelings about HRC. I understand how silly it is to have personal reactions to politicians—like every person who “wanted to have a beer with George Bush” made my blood boil—but there’s just something about Hillary I have always really liked. Ever since the 90s. She just seems sweet…

A friend of mine was driving in eastern Washington alone in a rental car with no radio, and got caught in the very heavy ash cloud. She thought the bomb had dropped and the world was over. Horrifying.

Ugh, I used to love Sanders, but I think he’s being such a shit little white man and saying that Hillary basically has to adopt all of HIS policy platforms before he’ll endorse her. Ummm, bro, Hillary is way more qualified than you are to be President and just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she can’t have her own…

I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

These pups like the way you think.