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First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Well I work at a college sports network so it comes with the territory. And I make $30/hr, so everything’s coming up Batista!

Wow. I drive an 18 year-old Saab that I paid 1200 dollars for and I share the exact same sentiment. To repeat hussflier, I shouldn't have to repair my car because you don't care about yours. I'm not a snob about. I just go out of my way to avoid damaging other peoples' things so why shouldn't I get the same respect in

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic

This is an excellent point. Trump says some ridiculously stupid things, and there is a smack of fascism in some of that stuff, but the guy overall is relatively moderate. Cruz is a fucking nut job. All I needed to see the other day was Trump to admit that he wouldn’t let sick people die in the streets without medical

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

I’m gonna miss you, Obama. :(

Ya, that's what I said. :D

Sally Mustang? So she’s powerful and stylish but the ride is terrible and there’s a real gas problem?* **

“we all have to fuck the goat” is my new patriarchy metaphor i think

College sports. I literally do not understand the mindset of someone who passionately roots for a college team unless they are an enrolled student at that school.

NFL football

Football sucks

I just want to say, I am not a Christian. I am not an anything, really. Maybe an agnostic? I just know that I don’t really understand the universe or our place in it and am resigned to the fact that I never will. But that’s not the point. I say all of that to say this: I generally don’t like Christianity and other

Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the

I can write about a lot of things, and some well, but here, I write often about race in large part because the world is full of dumb people like you asking dumb questions like the one you just asked. Stay warm, though.

A little distance from this time period will do wonders for his legacy. There are things he’s done that I haven’t agreed with, some real blunders where the shittiest Congresses in human history can’t be blamed- the mortgage situation, for example - but overall, he’s done an amazing job given the circumstances.