At first I was kind of shocked that people might not know what “Romper Room” is, but then I remembered that it went off the air 20 years ago and at 35 I’m in the autumn of my years so this is what life is like now.

Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

Voltage isn’t the danger, current is. Regardless of voltage, they should be able to have the charger do a “pre-check” to make sure it is actually plugged into a car and not, say, pressed against a person’s chest. Same way how generic phone chargers know how much current to send to a phone.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

This is and will forever be my favorite sideline reporter fuck up.

Volvo 850 and S/V/C 70 Series Heater cores take about 10 minutes.

It’s rear-wheel drive and handles well. Sounds pretty BMW to me.

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

Apropos of nothing, I prefer “‘cause” to “‘cos.”

Don’t hate that guy, he’s there to let you know when the computer finds something wrong.

That’s actually pretty awesome.

Is calling things “butt” a new hip Gretchen Wieneresque thing that deadspin is trying to make happen? It’s terrible.

No one is winning right now. They’re just campaigning. I’m a Bernie fan and will vote for him in the primary. I hope I’ll get to vote for him in the general election. But if Hillary does win the primary, for the sake of all that is decent in this country, we need to support her. There is not one single republican…

This was a good read, and a most unexpected one. But it’s only fair that if you do a giant piece on Bronson Arroyo, you now do one on Wily Mo Peña as well.

I think it’s a big deal that this practice is so widespread (not only Hillary was dong this) because it shows how bad technological literacy is among our politicians. I think it’s a transparent ploy to keep her out of office that it’s become a big deal NOW, and only for her - again, she wasn’t the only leader in the…

Art Vandalayism

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.