Growing up, my friends and I spent a tremendous amount of time at a nearby private beach. Most nights were just, grab as much beer as you could carry and head down to see what was happening. Occasionally we planned ahead with a keg or some food, but ALWAYS the plan was to get blackout drunk. In a rare display of…

Mom was out of town so Dad made meatloaf (it’s really good meatloaf; he uses corn flakes instead of bread crumbs). He looked in the fridge for tomato soup to pour over the top and found some in a bowl. It never occurred to him that this tomato soup had a distinct caramel color to it. Or why there was leftover tomato…

(T)Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

This is the most important part of the next election. All the other stuff really doesn’t matter - any member of either major political party is going to be shackled to corporate interests to some degree and it will take deep, systemic change and a move away from worshiping money and capitalism (and some very big…

Why take the unnecessary risk? Just take your kid with you. Is your kid not worth those few extra seconds of time?

This so much. My votes for president really only amount to keeping the Supreme Court as liberal as possible.

I think the problem is that some people aren’t noticing the emojis. If you don’t see them then the “Shhhhh” adds to the likelihood of it being seen as referring to rape. And this increases for someone who is not a sports fan.

For purposes of this ongoing canvas, I’d classify myself as a male feminist
I saw the emoji with the tweet. The rape joke possibility wasn’t even on the radar for me.

Ok, so you’ve all heard the rumor of the Man in Black at Springsteen concerts? He finds people with really crappy seats and gives them front row seats? It’s absolutely true. It happened to me at the Ted Constant Center in Norfolk VA. We got tickets at the last minutes and had the worst seats in the house. They were…

BRUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I love Springsteen. My dad was a roadie for him on his Darkness tour and he said he was the kindest guy.

You know in Nick Hornby’s “High Fidelity”, when Rob is asked to compile his top five song list? That’s how I feel right now.

Ahem. It was ass-hugging spandex and short sleeved jerseys. In purple and white. Getting all sweaty and bulgy.

This sort of petty in-fighting is why a man will never be president.

Bruce Springsteen:

What is a Project Graduation? Lots of people seem to know what it is. I’m old but I didn’t go to a one-room schoolhouse out on the prairie before Nebraska became a state or anything.

Here I made a gif:

That looks like a Boston mustache. He’s a grinder.

In pictures, it’s like wtf was BMW thinking but then you see it in person, and touch it, sit in it, etc.

The Panamera Turbo. Yeah i know most of you hate them outright, but I like their presence in the real life.

“Mine.”