Yeah, when I was driving a cab, those neighborhoods were still black neighborhoods, and I had a few racist old cabbies tell me I was crazy for spending so much time in N and NE Portland. Being from D.C. I shrugged, worked up there, and made twice as much money as they did because there was less competition.

That sounds almost like an Archer joke. "Yes, I was cheating with your sister - your twin sister, which means I obviously still find you very attractive."

I love that dude edited this with music and logos only to advertise the fact that they missed the shot. From two angles!

The actor didn't really think that was a trunk unless his eyes weren't functioning.

What amazes me is how particular egregious the Ohio cases are. You could argue (wrongly) in favor of Wilson killing Brown, or even the guy who showed excessive force on Garner (also wrongly) with the idea that he was being brutal but the death was accidental. But both Ohio cases are essentially straight up execution.…

I've been to a string cheese incident show AND done donuts in my car (wandered in from jalopnik).

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

My... is godbrothers a thing? Children of godparents? Anyway they grew up with a border collie and it was awesome. I loved that dog too. They are definitely not all bad with kids.

Mulva???

Judge: how does the defendant plead?

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, RIGHT?!?!?!?

Every time I see stuff like this all I can think of are the jerks who think that women have it easier in the dating pool. If this is how women get treated by strangers without any solicitation, I can't imagine what it must be like actually electing to go on a date with some dude you don't really know. That's some…

We totally have our holiday hours posted online too! And I'm guessing most of these people googled our store to get the phone number, but didn't actually click the link to our webpage where the hours are posted on the front page. But yeah, people call all the time with questions it would never occur to me to call…

I'm lucky, my parents and inlaws get along very well and we generally all just want to stuff ourselves, play with the babies and lie around watching movies. But my mother relates the Thanksgiving of 1961, when my great-grandmother came to dinner.

The pitbull owner has no intention of paying for your dogs medical bills. Make the complaint to animal control and make a claim on his homeowners insurance. If he doesn't have any, take him to small claims court. When you win you can put a lean on his property.

Ha, I have the same family. The types who blame feminazis for the breakdown of society, who are staunchly anti-abortion but pro-death penalty, and who think Obummer is trying to take all their guns and bibles and jobs and give them to his Muslim buddies.

This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Please send Sean Hannity's ass out there ... Please, Please, Please