I feel like he got more interesting after he was more than just Leifeld’s “90s guy with bionics and pouches”, and was revealed to be Scott and Madelyne’s son.

today will go down as the day when everything was beautiful and nothing hurt

Dunno if that’s the greatest quote, but it’s a great quote and the greatest profile image reveal I’ve ever seen...

Go out in the world and fuck it up beautifully.

That is basically my life motto.

Such sage advice.

b u r n

The amazing concept I’ve heard about is where you’re supposed to warn students if you’re gonna talk about something that challenges their values? I thought that’s why you went to college. My whole life has been a trigger warning, but you have been warned. So the trigger warning is in effect, and now back to the…

I LOVE YOU, JOHN WATERS!!!!!!! 143637 JOHN WATERS!!!!!!!

What in tarnation is a “curiosity vessel”

Is that Sluuuuuutsy McSlut Whorebag of The Syndney Whorebags or the Perth Whorebags? I think Mr.R and I may have played contact bridge with her and Mr W. Or perhaps we met them at the regatta?

OMG, my grandparents had one of those tucked away in the toy box. That was the bestest toy ever, and fuck if I can explain why, because all you did was spin around in a circle.

I don’t care what anybody says, that was funny. Bringing in DC’s Wonder Twins for an explanation?...............Priceless

So Iceman is basically Ice-9, eh!

So he’s basically Ice-9 from Cat’s Cradle. Got it.

Is he?

There’s no version of an answer that doesn’t end with someone breaking into “Ice Ice Baby.”