Look, I thought it was obvious: it’s where they collect pollen in order to produce more giraffes. Seriously, people, haven’t you ever studied giraffe botany?

Alternate theory: Jezebel’s offices are located within this cat and everything that we read is massive cat-made conspiracy.

damn it, i’m pronouncing her last name with the accent over e. who’s been doing this from the start?

“As the resident youth vote on The View,”

It’s from a New Zealand cell phone commercial:

*stares at her shirt in bewildered confusion*

I’ve had the reese’s version and have found myself finishing an entire row in one sitting easily. I also as a kid would fill a bowl with Oreos (the original, there weren’t any specialties back in those days) pour some milk over them, and enjoy Oreo “cereal “. I love Oreos.

I’ve also never been anywhere that had so many signs indicating you were under surveillance. I’m not doing anything wrong so I have no worries but it was just creepy.

Well, I kind of like it. But I can see how bikram fucking wouldn’t be for everyone.

The matriarchy is real

If AC makes your apartment smell, you should probably get that checked out, or buy a new AC unit.

Being the wrong temperature upsets me, but being to hot is waaaaaay worse than being too cold.

Bless your heart.

My now dead grandaddy used to run the heat. In the summer. In Fayetteville, NC. It was a redneck sauna complete with second-hand smoke, the stench of boiled okra, and pet dander.

Really glad to see Upstream Color getting some credit here. Shane Carruth is an underrated genius!

Yeah, pretty much felt the same way in the (seemingly) 200 minute New Zion "orgy scene" of "Matrix Reloaded". Almost had me rooting for the seeker-bots to crash the party and hose them all down with digital water and GET ON WITH THE DAMN MOVIE!