I have twin three year olds and a one year old.

Is Ryan Reynolds trying to drive from Van to SF? LA to SLC? This is a long drive for a Canadian with nothing in his head.

Nah, it was a holiday weekend. A lot of people have all-ages parties that include family and friends. Quit making excuses for a man who tried to rape a woman at knifepoint.

Thanks. I try. I’ve also herded a toddler peering over the edge of the platform while his grandpa (or possibly great-grandpa, as the guy had to be at least 75) had his mind elsewhere, waiting for the train. Grandpa then finally noticed my movements to the right of him, sort of nodded to me while smiling, a bit…

I tell my kid that if she is separated from me in public and she can’t find someone wearing a nametag or uniform, to find another mommy and ask for help. Mommies get shit handled.

I’m not crying. Nope.

I love when women watch out for other women

Oh my goodness. Genuinely, that is real romance. I melted a little. I don't have a long list of requirements in a partner but kindness is number one and that is demonstrably kind.

You’re not kidding. Mr. Werner is a keeper because he gets up a few minutes before me every morning to check my tire pressure and oil. I don’t need a damned island. (I could use a less shitty car, though.)

Shade Court refused to hear the case, so the decision of the lesser Diss Court stands.

As part of the settlement Amber gets half of Johnny Depp's clothes. The ensuing fire halves the world's volume of fleas and Gonorrhea.

“Dude, let’s have some grass!”

Maybe it marks me for an old cranky woman, but all I could see in that picture was the messy room. Is she banging a 15 year old boy whose mom is on vacation?

In my experience? These are pretty mild for vegans.

“...who gives no fucks about saying what needs to be said...”

Durian Rider keeps saying “handbag basics” in that video like an out of touch middle aged person who just discovered urban dictionary.

Yeah. If drug companies are calling you out on your ethics, you should really take a long hard look at your life.

It’s also a rite of passage for every manateen.

So flirty.

Two days ago he was slightly West of Boulder...maybe he’s digging a moat.