People are more likely to survive a stabbing. Comments like yours, meant to deflect attention away from the real issue we have with guns in the USA, are getting really tiresome.

That’s a very scholarly dog you’ve got there.

No excuse needed.

Fellow big girl here. If I can’t wear a bra, I won’t wear it. Every time I see a plus size off or no shoulder shirt, my boobs hurt. What if there’s a situation where I have to run from danger? My boobs would be flying everywhere and may hurt a child or small man.

read all the replies to this tweet for great laughs

My only problem with the portrayal was that she made him seem too formidable. Melissa’s Spicer is a fucking warrior, ready for anything. In real life, I sometimes watch the press conferences to see if this is the day he curls up and a ball, shaking like a chihuahua on a No-Doze because some asked him to define what…

omg starting Wednesday, my skin was like “you know what your life needs? Zits.”

I’ve been aggressively sanding cutting boards in my workshop...and crying.

I like star wars so

Reminds me of my new favorite thing!

I have solid evidence that chicks love the pussy

So in other words: be bad at what you love doing and you’ll never work a day in your life because you’re banned by the government?

Everyone references the nuclear codes.......shit, I wouldn’t even want that man in charge of pardoning a fucking turkey.

If 20 6 year olds being murdered changed nothing in this country, I have little hope for any future change.

I’ve never witnessed a year try so hard to be so objectively bad. Nice hustle, 2016. Really great work all round. Keep it up and you’ll beat 2008's WR.

If you so, McCall’s has a Kylo Ren pattern. Also one for Rey.

Everytime I see a a little girl dressed as Rey I start crying. I love the new movie so much. I once overheard a girl in Target proudly declaring to her mother that Rey was NOT a princess! I usually dress as Han Solo, but maybe now I want to be Poe!

Im starting to believe bacteria is better than people this year.

Ok, but Portlandia is transmisogynistic, 100% white, glorifies the gentrification problem in Portland, and is generally very antagonistic of queer and feminist issues-- and not even for the sake of humor, the show has been floating on the same jokes since episode 1. Also, the Willamette Week is a rape apologist paper…

I thought sex dwarves didn’t have any natural predators, but I guess I was wrong.