Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

Nothing matters anymore. Burn it all down. Trump/Tevas 2016.

I once had a long layover in a crowded airport and was lucky to at least have a place to sit. Unfortunately, that seat was next to a group of people sharing some kind of hot meal from a crockpot. A crockpot! Like with a cord and everything. How do you even get past security with a mothereffing crockpot full of food?!

I have a coworker who eats a banana every afternoon. He’s not allowed near my desk when he does so because OH MY GOD DO YOU WANT ME TO PUKE ALL OVER YOU?

I was a nerd with an igloo lunchbox bc my mom wanted to be sure I had no friends, and have a handy tool nearby should I ever need to club another child to death.

I hate the smell of bananas, and more than that, I hate that bananas spread their smell to everything they’re around. Ugh.

sliced bananas are the worst in every way

Once you’re legally allowed to buy booze, “temper tantrums” are off the table, especially in front of your kids. If Brad, an adult man in his 50s, was having temper tantrums, then no one else was “ruling the roost” because big adult babies being indulged to the point of having tantrums are the ones ruling everyone…

Verbal aggression is not the same thing as yelling.

Good dad joke.

Does Kid Rock contradict himself?

my father handled the grill when i was growing up.

If Trump is elected everyone will die except for one drunk and his family.

for the past few updates, yes? i feel as though he is vaguely yet pointedly hurling penumbra (as the kids say).

Who is D’Agostino the wife of? I need to know this immediately.

After his little display of banging on the dock, shouting sieg heil, making a nazi salute, and then singing some kind of fascist song she said ‘We’re all very impressed. Take him down.’ (Take him down meaning take him back to the cells btw) Which is the most dead pan and condescending response possible and makes him…

Cunt is almost a term of endearment to much of the U.K. and Australia. If it were removed from the lexicon, it’d severely impact their ability to communicate with each other.

Don’t touch anything at a children’s museum, either. My God, the germs. The germs.

I haven’t been able to read it yet (on mobile, saving it until I have a bigger screen), but I think this sort of thing is very common when people aren’t able to have the closure of being able to locate and bury their loved ones. My experience is a little different, but I do wilderness SAR with a specialty as a cadaver…

Yes, the tender, fragile bloom of masculinity, so lovingly cradled in marketing’s bosom.