Thank you, Poodle Faced Girl.

#NotAllHalfArmenians

Weird for a straight woman to decide that a vine of 2 straight kids is a legendary piece of queer performance art. Well...would be weird if said straight woman wasn’t Lena Dunham.

We have a baby hippo here at the LA Zoo and my mom is crazy in love with her. She bought us a membership just so we can go visit Rosie regularly. I fully expect us to be on the news one day, with her riding Rosie like a horse out of the zoo, screaming, “You’ll never catch me!” and then me behind her with a meerkat…

Jason Biggs:

More hippos is good! May it lumber joyously, and float in freedom.

Have you guys ever seen a hippo go poop? It is the funniest thing in the world.

Czech Hippo Flaunts Newborn Body

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

I think “intellectually curious” is putting a good spin on his tendency to ask “What is that?” when presented with everyday objects, like telephones or clams or sprinklers.

I know, white men have it so hard don't they?

Guys, fear not! I’m the one who gets to pull the plug on Bethany IRL!

Dog potato almost as makes me almost as sad as these damn devil bows

I like him quite a bit but not everything he does is particularly satirical. A lot of it is him using his characters as shields to tell offensive jokes.

I was fine until I got to the “I need you to perform...specifically a minnie mouse dead-mow-five head, not a mickey dead-mow-five head.”

This is the homage Nina Simone would have expected.

Mountain Dew, meth and buffalo cheeseburgers?

I love the dichotomy of his party boy persona vs. his save-the-earth-we-only-have-one image. I imagine he howled with the boys then was all like “but for real guys, wolves are really endangered.”

yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.

I’m so glad you were able to gets pics without Katy wearing those fucking hideous shorts.