Budweiser is celebrating this Super Bowl by releasing a version of Budweiser that consists of a near-empty Bud bottle with a bottle of better beer attached to it, which is what’s really providing the alcohol.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Whoa there, I don’t love lions.

- Manute Bol

this is the shit that happens when you stretch Super Bowl gap to two weeks instead of the one that God intended

The NFL has a PED legacy.

Eh I wish I had a joke about this but I don’t. Bret Hart was an idol for me growing up, perhaps the only idol I had as a child that I still adore to this day. I was just watching his WWF title defense against HBK at the 1992 Survivor Series the other night. It’s an absolute gem of a match I recommend watching if…

There can’t be many people who follow pro wrestling closely and also know what a pedant is. Props to you, sir.

All these Trump voters are pretty angry. I guess they always are.

This 100 times more well-researched and efficiently written than literally anything Billy Haisley has ever posted on this site.

The NFL in London is fine, but now they’re going to hold games near Caesar’s Palace? Enough is enough.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

“Tonight. You.”

Thrive? Then no wonder your trolling is so weak.

There’s never not a good time to shit on Donald Trump, or to mock people who support Trump. Shitting on Donald Trump should be incorporated into marriage proposals, homilies, and the Super Bowl halftime show. A man who, with his dying breath, can shit on Trump or tell family members he loves them, should choose the…

The patriots as the Evil Empire? I guess Austria knows a thing or two about that sort of thing.

Dear Cam Newton. Because of the way you held that gun I was forced to direct my girls attention to the four legged walker. Thug.

I mean, they’re not wrong.

“There was a time when sports coverage and political coverage rarely intersected.”

Very true. Everyone just rolled through Cassius Clay/Mohammad Ali’s career with no questions or concerns.

You smell the air around here & you

Kind of sounds like the Denver Defense are the ones whiners here. And they seem to be making excuses for losing before even playing the game. And nobody catches more lucky breaks in officiating than Manning. Seriously. Everyone from Goodell to the media has wanted to treat them like Montana and Marino in the 1980s,…