That’s how it always goes. “Han shot first, troll!”

“I haven’t been following that narrative. I only follow my team(Denver), otherwise I follow shit like Star Wars”

What is it like to be worth less than shit?

Not sure what’s funny: KC being better, or Carolina being the best.

Ray Hudson is a legend, and his lack of competing in the age of snapshots is a shame. But that doesn’t change the fact that Messi IS a legend, and we should appreciate that he competes in these times...which are, frankly, comparable to the Fall of Rome.

I only casually follow soccer/association football....

NE already played the best team in the AFC West. They’re going to kick the shit out of the Donks. Manning no longer has it, and Osweiler never did.

Are we sure that Bill Simmons didn’t have a 17th century ancestor who argued about how “we can’t be SURE that they weren’t witches"?

He wants to take away a man’s health and job.

In some ways, he’d been playing Vigo for decades.

You forgot Brock Osweiler as Kylo Ren, the next generation guy who is bursting at the seams to take the legend’s place, but really just doesn’t have it.

Jaguars = Ewoks. No one knows why the fuck they are there.

I know this goes against the “All blacks look alike” rule, but Cam is WAY too tall, lean-boned, and muscular to be Finn. If you had to describe Cam Newton to the police and you described John Boyega, you’d be arrested for obstruction of justice.

Too bad some teams can’t manage the game clock. We could have had Andy Reid holding a bikini-clad NFL sideline reporter on a leash.

Their entire country is smaller than either state.

“But I still hope you beat the Patriots, because they remind me of when thugs from the Northeast came down here and stole our property rights”

I can’t believe that an American wrote this with a straight face.

He’s supposed to be Finn.

If I remember the show right, aren’t Jaime and Peyton like the exact same age? Jaime looking a lot better for it though.

“I wonder how angry Peyton Manning is that people are going “this is the LAST Manning-Brady game”