Again, no matter who you vote for, you’re still white trash.

Ermaghad! That must have been 5 bucks in gas! And think of the time that they could have been doing something else, like harassing “those people”!

“You just feel smarter out here”

Nope. The point was that guys like the OP don’t have women like that willingly coming near their junk to begin with.

No, they were dumb luck away from it.

Why should you feel bad? You never got their opportunity, while you ARE flipping burgers.

Sorry, bro. Trust me, I’d rather be hanging with Affleck and eating “chowda” than dealing with Stan Marsh from South Park here.

Fuck off, Kenny’s Dad.

No, you’re not the best defense. In past years, yes, you took the AFC West clearly. This year? You got fucking lucky. Follow the trajectory.

I like how this is different than other trophy wife shots, in that you can tell that SHE is also thinking “Holy Shit, this is all mine".

The Raiders are on the rise because of a gazillion chances at the top draft picks. They are the poster child for the argument for making the NFL draft like the NBA draft.

She looks like a SLIGHTLY less attractive and older Sophie Turner. I’d stop to help her out too.

Do you really want the answer to that?

Can the Patriots beat the best team in the AFC West?

You were lucky to win the AFC West. And next year, you won’t.

You should be required to post a picture of yourself when saying such shit.

We’re in the process.

“That Denver defense is the league’s best.”

“But I have a CBA agreement”

You’re a lucky guy, what with only having to worry about fry grease burns at work.