This is going to be rough, but I’d like to point out that without violence, 60 percent of the sports stars that Deadspin talks about would be slaves.

“Oh look, Kevin Durant is tired of the media’s biases again”. There, fixed the title.

People don’t keep saying “Violence doesn’t solve anything” because its true. They say it because it sounds pleasant.

Okay, you want the fucking truth? Pittsburgh IS awesome. I don’t hate the city OR the Steelers; in fact, I like them both more than not. Get rid of King Koopa Rapist at QB, and the Steelers will be even more likeable yet.

Taking bets now on whether or not Brown’s response goes along the lines of “Fuck you, you ain’t my brother".

Nice to see that Pac’s many NFL paychecks have obviously been well-invested.

Denver’s not a mid-market team like Cincy, so the NFL doesn’t really care there.

Nope! Actually like Pittsburgh more. I just can’t stand their fucking fanbase and I hate the NFL’s biases.

Awesome name! “6 time champs!” Yeah, and France was a world power too! All that matters is the now.

You know what would suck worse than that, I bet?

At least the Bengals are in the NFL.

I like how the character and the bio don’t even pretend like the Texans will be in more than restraining order distance of Super Bowl 51.

Chait’s articles make a good argument.

Can’t tell if serious or not.

Hey now. Johnatham Chait is an expert when it comes to people who should not be paid for doing what they do.

That just means that Peyton gets a week’s stay of execution.

You two are just NOW figuring out that the Shield very much wanted Pittsburgh to win? God knows why; it would take 12 of those greasy towel-waving fucks giving up their life savings to afford one of the cars advertised on MNF.

Burfict needs to be kicked out of the league, and some way needs to be found to make the remaining money on his contract go to Brown’s medical bills.

My advice to the firefighters: Make as much public noise as you can.

I’d be more supportive of this, if...