Which is why this won’t happen.

Chip Kelly said “I’ll coach!” and Jed York said “Ok!”

Don’t worry, they’ll fuck up soon enough.

That a wisecrack, or honest truth? Because I can see it being the latter.

Note to all fantasy football players: No matter HOW good a skill position player on the 49er’s is, do not draft them if you hear the SLIGHTEST rumor that Kelly doesn’t like them. He has no compunction against taking turns with the ball away from them.

Some people say that someone’s bigoted opinions don’t harm anyone as long as they cause no physical harm.

Don’t kid yourself. You heard the media narrative for the last three-four weeks. You know who the Shield wanted to win that game.

Network won’t survive the cutting, but cable will. There are loads of wireless options..which all require to prove you have a cable suscription.

I live in the area. Omaha isn’t too far off from being viable. Keep in mind that there are two 100,000+population centers in 100 miles of Omaha in addition to Omaha itself

There isn’t a modern stadium in LA either. Just build one.

Mexico City is where they need to be going, not London.

Yeah. They’re totally having rose petals lined up in front of them. It’s not like a team on an 11 game winning streak is in their way.

I’d quietly ask if she’s into BDSM if I were you.

Perfect, given that he’s how Seth MacFarlane sees the average Patriots fan.

We already do. It’scjust that no one will do anything about it.

I think you mean “White Trash Privilege".

“As if Paul Ryan could draft some kind of Congressional resolution demanding that Burfict be nicer to people”

There are people who think that sports with intensity and, yes, a little violence, are not the sports of America’s future.

Go take care of your Prius-driving dog.

“Close-up shots of AJ McCarron’s face ZINNNGGG!”