About the only half-hearted possible defense that I can offer is that it’s human nature to feel empathy to someone who is in your face than not.

Dear websites of the world: Quit with the podcasts. No one likes them. You’re not cool.

One season with the only team arguably as dysfunctional as the Browns! Holy shit, we’ve signed the next Lord Tywin Belichick, folks!

He got rich because his dad was rich. It’s really no different than medieval feudalism.

He’s one of those types who sides with the plutocrats because he really thinks that one day, he’ll be rich!

....But they’ll step in if you beat your girlfriend and get punished!

Nevermind, sorry, sick and feeling prickly.

Well, the current system isn’t working. Look at the NFL ownership: 75 percent of them are fucking inheritance cases; I.e, they did NOTHING to earn what they have. And of the actual self-made cases, most are criminals who got lucky and didn’t get caught first. Shad Khan is the only decent one.

Hear hear. Corporatism is not capitalism. It’s essentially the communist/fascist monopolies run by private ownership instead of the government.

Nah.

Georgia Frontiere is proof that if a woman can be proven to be a golddigger, she should not get a fucking dime.

Sorry to get political here, but....this is what happens when you pull the lever for the candidate in red.

“Kids are pushed into less violent sports”

Which, again, is precisely why Congress should FORCE them to allow that model again.

“The Internet was around in 1995"

A shithead with the handle “cUn1t” told someone, ANYONE, to grow up.

In Britain, they used to have this problem. Then they passed this...uh, what’s the word again? Oh, right, a LAW.

I like how his response was to go “oh shit! I can’t believe it!” instead of having Eli Manning take a paternity test.

Meanwhile, in Texas....

I should be upset that Chandler Jones is not getting punished, I know...but if it’s weed, fuck that noise. Shouldn’t be illegal to start.