He’s the worst type of moron: One who is convinced that he isn’t.

.....That, or you didn’t belong in the playoffs to begin with and simply ran into a better team.

“Ben shouldn’t have been hit like that”—Pittsburgh homers

Somehow, I doubt you give OJ Simpson this benefit of the doubt.

Yeah, Burfict!

J.J Watt is a superstar who can be a legend, but he has to get the fuck away from the Houston Texans.

There’s a reason why we were happy to get Andy Reid.

Coughlin should’ve asked Frank Underwood for advice on throwing a Mara under a bus.

Nonexistent?

With parents like that, that kid would be better off being stolen by gypsies.

Man, cats don’t give a fuck.

The punctuation and spelling are too accurate for that.

I hear you. This is why I’ve told people that whenever something stupid is being done in sports(like the NYE thing), nip it in the fucking bud IMMEADIATELY. Do not let it get behind the armor of “tradition”.

ESPN needs to grow some balls. Go in there, bring major advertisers with you, and demand that the date be changed, AND that Bill Hancock be placed amongst the unemployed.

An SEC fan can’t afford an extended cable package?

Good thing that 100 year old laws can’t be changed, then!

In all honesty, the best thing for sports in the future would be if Bristol just goes away.

Do you realize how Saudi Arabia-like you just made us sound?

That’s why we don’t give them a choice.

“The Northeast Remembers”