Well guys, at least you have the Kansas City Chiefs game!

This is awesome!

Note: That’s the sign of a civilization declining.

That’s the type of comeback that explains why you live in a trailer park.

...Have you failed to notice that those youngsters suck?

I’m like you. I have a “book self” and a “beer self”. And it took me a long time in my life to realize that I could be both, but I’ve never been happier.

Actually, the optimal solution would be for them not to exist.

...Okay, now show us someone with those combined skillsets who isn’t a war criminal....

“It happened to me, and look how I turned out!”

Grew up going to the ECW Arena 4-5 times a year?!?

The Marine sticker reminds me of how after 9/11, they took a LOT of people who would have earlier been told “Keep on walking” by the recruiter.

He’s probably paying 19 percent interest over a 90 month period, I hope you know that.

True this.

Peyton’s forehead. But that’s easy, because their chances of winning a championship aren’t that great.

Here’s a hint from someone who grew up watching the Monday Night Wars: If you want tips on technical precision in professional wrestling maneauvers, an ECW hardcore guy is not the way to go.

EDIT: Nevermind that. I forgot that NE doesn’t have the no. 1 seed anymore.

So KC, Houston, or Cincy* get to advance to the AFC Championship Playoffs. Cool.

“great culture”

“Some people might laugh”

Anyone who would actually be morally offended by baseball caps in Cooperstown is a trespasser in this century.