And if this was about “I’ve been fat all my life, so even now that I live in this slimmer frame, in my mind, I’m still a fat girl” then by all means. But that’s not what she’s doing here. But she telling people that their low self esteem is getting in the way of her lady boner. Not cool.

Thank Christ. When I first read this article there were only a few comments and they were all like, “Yay! Awesome! Love you! Love this!” And I was like, wtf kind of bullshit did I actually just read.

Dude, she’s 2lb above normal. Privileged people don’t get to don the labels and then say problematic shit. IF her article didn’t lecture people into having better self-esteem, IF her article didn’t hinge self-worth on fuckability, I would consider giving her a pass. But her whole thing comes off as privileged…

This girl is nuts, yo. Don’t cry over crazy.

Why does not wanting to fuck a fat person have to be for reasons like you “don’t want the stigma to rub off on you,” or because you don’t like your own body, or because the media says it’s “not cool”? There is nothing wrong with not wanting to bang a fat person because you simply aren’t attracted to fat people, or…

Ha, my first thought too.

Right? Sorry, but you don’t get that label, no matter how much you want it, ma’am. I seriously doubt she’s gone through half the stuff most fat women have. That’s some Rachel Dolezal-level shit.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

Right?

Body dysmorphia sucks, but insisting to other people that you’re fat when you’re not actively harms people who are actually fat. This is Rachel Dolezal-level shit, and it needs to stop.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Nobody can make burning man sound charming.

The LA Times reports that SFPD eventually spotted Hespelt outside of a Billy Joel concert the next day

Lets leave penny farthings out of this. They are just kick ass bikes that are currently an innocent bystander in all of this.

Hipsters have jobs... This dude’s lead flint knapper at a Paleo Barbershop on Hayes.

Look, if you want to have a handlebar mustache, that’s cool, but don’t try to talk to me about serious stuff like you DON’T have a handlebar mustache. You better talk about kazoos and ride a unicycle, you circus looking motherfucker.

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cyclist rights? lol. Oh yeah the trials and tribulations of the Cyclist-American have been so hard.