You’ll write a comment complaining about it but you’re too stubborn to Google it? You are the diseased donkey balls of humanity.

You’re an idiot.

Half of his KNOWN victims.

More than half of the KNOWN victims.

But you just fed me.

Carly isn’t qualified to carry your jockstrap. Just sayin’.

Stop feeding the trolls, dumbfuck.

Arken agrees with you.

Water, ‘cuz I’m not an incipient alcoholic.

That’s everyone’s favorite symptom.

Stealing material from Thought Catalog?

Who is this bozo?

“That is only natural, isn’t it?”

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, you creepy fuck.

Oh, look. Someone with Asperger’s at a con.

That’s just Bobby Fingerbang thinking he’s funny.

I thought the same thing.

I thought Lucille Ball passed away?

“It’s where I was joined to my twin.”

I laughed so hard when he told me that that I forgot to be mad at my wife and I went home and apologized for being a dick.