A good friend of mine once told me “dig the hole first”.

Way to beta, dude.

You’re growing on me, Shrayber.

No, seriously, fuck you.

Fuck yoy, you ignorant fuck.

Further evidence that Connecticut is just one huge freak show.

wut

Apologizing is so beta.

You’re a fucking idiot.

Bring it, fuckers.

You are correct. It was complete and utter bullshit.

You’re an idiot.

My apologies.

No it isn’t, you stupid git.

Narwhals are sexy, sexy animals. As are beluga whales.

So, what you’re saying is that you’re tone-policing him because he hasn’t been a feminist long enough and he’s a bit too enthusiastic to suit your tastes?

I think you might be a little over the top here. Dude had a light go off in his head and now he’s real excited. He’ll get over it.

The important thing to remember here is that you are poor so no one cares about your opinion.

“Hold your liquor” is code for “functional alcoholic”.

Go fuck yourself, you ignorant dumbass.