me neither and aren’t we all :(

I need to vent so bad. Not yesterday Sunday, but the one before, my husband and his mom decided without mentioning it to me that my MIL should drive 10 hours to my 2 bedroom apartment and stay with me to “help” me get the kids back to school. No one asked me if I wanted or needed that.

Today, my husband decided he would rather be homeless than go into treatment. He still says he’s going to rehab, but without a phone or anything, there’s no way for him to set it up. I’m hoping and praying that he goes into the VA, but there’s nothing anyone can do for him now. I’m just utterly miserable. I lost that…

A Duggar woman escapes:

It is really disheartening to have to keep climbing up the anthill. I’ve had probably a dozen user names over the last three years, but kept losing the burner keys or they suddenly stopped working. You have followed me three times. I am leery of logging into GM other than through burners because the IT stuff seems to…

The sexy nurse outfit totally makes it legit

“Judgement Free Zone”

Everyone has their kinks

Best headline ever. But - in the interest of dolphinization - what if my midwife is an anthropomorphic dolphin who speaks English in a high-pitched squeak and walks upright on its tail and wears, like, a sexy nurse uniform? That’s still safe, right?

I’m going to march right up to one of those foot reflexology spots and say Jesus sent me for a tootsie soak.

Personally I am offended by laws preventing me from kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. It just goes against everything I stand for. Basically I stand for kicking Mike Huckabee in the balls. Good to know he supports me.

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

No, actually the time-release aspect makes it less addictive. Having no acetaminophen or aspirin in it makes it much easier to abuse, if you get the notion to do so. I’ve cycled on and off Oxycontin for surgeries, major rehab, being mangled in a freak accident, other surgeries, and bone pain in the winter in the first…

You’re a better person than I am. I told him he was stupid and I now understood why his sister stopped talking to him.

Bless you.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

Just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he’s smart.

I knew I loved her for a reason. And yes, I went once and there was sand in all possible parts FOREVER. It was worth it tho….

I think now would be a really good time to remind him that a FlyGirl is now and will continue to be richer and more famous than he will ever hope to be.