thatisnotironic
That Is Not Ironic
thatisnotironic

Yes, but it’s a different statement. They’re just dressed as Xbox Live.

Nicki Minaj arrives at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. Goddamn.

I am a month and a half out from an extremely violent rape perpetrated by a friend. I went to a wedding. I got tipsy. I asked to go home. I was bitten, beaten, raped and burnt instead. I’m 37. I wasn’t doing anything crazy to “earn” what happened. I can’t wait for a slut walk in my area. I’ll wear the long dress and

Btw if you re-read your post, all its filled with is you trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about by using a vocabulary in conjunction with your inability to actually know what you’re talking about. Scientifically speaking “Idiots are more likely to sound X”; let X be how much pretentious bullshit they

“If only someone had the balls to tell him to sit his drunk ass down....”

This wouldn’t have happened if the National League had the DH.

Growing up, Fruity Libtards was my favorite breakfast cereal.

Yeah. Drunks always do what they're told.

You mean Joe Girardi? Yeah, not going to happen.

The only thing that can stop a bad platform with an 85-foot drop is a GOOD platform with an 85-foot drop.

It's time to protect us from ourselves and ban heights.

Aren’t you the dealer? I’m so confused. Maybe I should call my guy and tell him that the “Mad Stupid” isn’t for me. I should stick to the Sour Diesel.

I know, I know. (wait, about the pic or the lol?)

I would but I think Kinja has a pretty strict no snoodity policy. (I’ll try to find one)

Not sure if I want to doxx the horse.

She just says what the UCF marketing department tells her.

Tom Arnold is definitely en route to your house, split-top sausage bun in hand, right now.

Just to be clear..Mayweather is dogshit and he deserves to suffer, and I really don’t know anything about Rousey, but...

Someone needs to take animals away from Jezebel writers.

STEP AWAY FROM THE PIG, MARK.

It was my dad and stepmom (about 25 years ago). I was obsessed with horses growing up but it just never worked out. Parents divorced (you buy her a horse, no you buy her a horse), taking care of my sisters, job, early college. A slew of reasons. So when I finally had the means and the time I started riding, English