They’re called “Retirment Plan Elmo” and “401K Elmo”.

“Desnudas”? “Only ghetto fat women”?

I don't understand why people hate titties so much. I don't care who's they are or what they look like, I love em. If you have em, I'm looking. I'm talking to you too grandma.

I was so shocked by the turnover rates I kept checking them over and over and over. It’s nuts.

Not to excuse or downplay sexism in Tech or Finance, but these are the kinds of stories I really, REALLY would like to see more of in women’s spaces and for feminists to grapple with. I get that its hard being a woman making $100k a year in a job where a man makes $129k, and that it really sucks when some bros want to…

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Eh, he’s right, Gawker published about one Reddit hit piece per week until that David Geithner homophobic revenge article came out. NVC and company would forgive all those articles because they are true, but then so is literally every indictment about Gawker—and it’s myopic to fixate on a small set of “true but…

#WellActually #NotAllGawkerverseWriters #JustPlayingDevilsAdvocate #WhyArentYouRidingMyDick #YouOweMe #IWasNiceToYouForTwoSeconds #ThisIsWhyNobodyLikesYou #ItsNotLikeAnyoneElseWouldEverWantYou #ComeOnGiveMeAnotherChance #ImReallyANiceGuy #OnceYouGetToKnowMe #HereDrinkThis #ItsNotRapeIfYouCantSayNo

See, a Brie and Granny Smith Apple sounds awesome. White bread, butter, and apple? Not so much.

By the way, did you know that I am the man who introduced the concept of the double tea bag to the United States.

I know. We just don’t have the stamina we used to.

Aw, poor baby. I feel you. I broke the 5th metatarsal in two places in December and I‘m still swelling from time to time. Sex for exercise. For therapy. For meditation. For lunch. Or for a “tenner”. (It’s like a “nooner”, only sooner) Best thing you can do for free. And for a 1/2 hour.

Too soon.

Poor man’s Angelina Jolie.

“Brian Austin Green is an actor best known for being hot.”

Unfortunately, a lot of Internet people need to hear step by step instructions on how to live day to day.

I will also take a hard pass...

Okay, so who’s volunteering to marry Terrence Howard next? [E! News]

I readily admit to jealousy regarding that ability.

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