“It’s where I was joined to my twin.”

I laughed so hard when he told me that that I forgot to be mad at my wife and I went home and apologized for being a dick.

A good friend of mine once told me “dig the hole first”.

Way to beta, dude.

You’re growing on me, Shrayber.

They spend a lot of time worrying about their wives having sex with black men.

No, seriously, fuck you.

Fuck yoy, you ignorant fuck.

Further evidence that Connecticut is just one huge freak show.

wut

Apologizing is so beta.

You’re a fucking idiot.

Bring it, fuckers.

You are correct. It was complete and utter bullshit.

You’re an idiot.

My apologies.

No it isn’t, you stupid git.

Narwhals are sexy, sexy animals. As are beluga whales.

So, what you’re saying is that you’re tone-policing him because he hasn’t been a feminist long enough and he’s a bit too enthusiastic to suit your tastes?

I think you might be a little over the top here. Dude had a light go off in his head and now he’s real excited. He’ll get over it.