The important thing to remember here is that you are poor so no one cares about your opinion.
That Is Not Ironic
thatisnotironic
“Hold your liquor” is code for “functional alcoholic”.
Go fuck yourself, you ignorant dumbass.
These are the same people who gave C.A. Pinkham a job.
They can’t all be Shakespeare.
No.
You’re creepy and not nearly as interesting as you think.
That is not ironic.
My apologies to third grade you, but I laughed and laughed.
Did they study “harvestmen” or “cellar spiders”?
I love monkeys.
Kinja is judge-y as fuck. I don’t think I rate less than -.5 replies.
Suck it up, Nancy.
Who’s gonna tell Gramma that this dude’s gay?
You sound angry, Gramma. Why don’t you sit down and I will get you some pudding?
No one cares about your boner.
No.
“Hoover” is a euphemism for “blow job”. It is also a euphemism for “snort powdered substances up your nose”.
Do you even America, bro?
Go fuck yourself.