My Canadian girlfriend agrees wholeheartedly.

Are states “who” now?

lol

To be fair, those are radically different colors.

Push pins.

Oh. I just got it.

I’m old, I forget things.

I don’t get it.

Yes.

You’re an idiot.

I can’t speak to your situation, however, I can tell you what I say to employees discussing their personal politics or religion at my business: “you’re fired”.

You’re the only one dumb enough to.

“Turn your head and cough” is from when the grab your balls to check for a hernia.

Stop trying to bring logic and reason into this.

Five bucks says she didn’t know he was gay until recently.

That’s a fascinating, if baffling, read. Thank you.

He was an asshole.

We’re so glad that you could stomach the twee long enough to impart your wisdom.

I read the article and I still need a flow chart. And an adult.

That is not an ellipse. It is an attempt at an ellipsis. They only have three dots, however.