Yeah, there is no way this is going to end badly.

Tell Mom to go home and take her ass beating before you give her one.

That stupid fucking quote has undone any good Frank Herbert might otherwise lay claim to.

Holy shit. It sounds like she married a human.

Nicotine lozenges. I liked the mini ones Walmart sells. The only thing worse than quitting smoking is smoking. Hang in there and don’t get down on yourself if you slip.

You sound like a huge asshole.

Who are you?

Why? All the churches and clergy skip taxes in this country.

Self-correcting problem.

2/10.

God, you suck so much.

Hundred bucks says she pegs husband # 2/4 while watching twink porn.

I think I see your problem.

This is no more than you deserve for getting a tattoo.

Damn, Chrissie. Way to be shitty. ; (

lol

Mexico will pay for it.

You almost never see a white supremacist with a big dick. Just sayin’.

I am so sorry.

Grow up, get over yourself.