Dealer’s choice.

lol

Fine.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Fuck you, you pus-filled chancre.

What a surprise, Jezebel is staffed by people with eating disorders and a taste for beastiality.

Oh, good. I’ve been waiting for Rebbeca Black’s new album for ages.

You’re a disgusting little fuck.

“The special day arrives and it’s...Tyga and Kylie Jenner.”

You just can’t see all the potato chip bag clips on her back that are taking the folds out of the crepe.

Duggar style!

Don’t front, I know that wasn’t a joke.

Fucking hippies.

Put the bong down, stony.

Dan Savage sucks.

You’re an idiot.

And yet, here we are.

Watersports are fun!

I’m not trying to convince you of anything. ;)

You might want to get that checked.