Yes.

Righto, Marylou.

Yepper.

*smiles*

Lovely anecdata.

Okay.

From the analysis in the lab.

Uh huh.

Can we all just admit it’s urine?

Exactly.

I wish I could tell you.

Common, but not typical.

I tripped and “boom!”, penis in vagina.

What a fucking douchebag.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

How long ago was 1995?

Yepper.

Uh huh.

No. You’re the only one. You fucking nerd.

(The Googles will tell you that certain people suck them up. Don’t believe these lies. That’s nasty.)