Evangelical Protestant reinforced by the Catholic recessive.

Guilt is a powerful emotion.

No, I got guilted into supporting Wikipedia. The bastards.

I’m starring this not because I agree with your sentiment but because I like thinking about MTM’s anatomy.

Now you know how your girlfriend feels.

This just in: Burger King has just as much right to protect their intellectual property as anyone else. If BK’s lawyers hadn’t made inquiries they would have been fired, and rightly so.

You go with your bad self. Personally, I’d go with “Risus Sardonicus” but that’s just me.

Naw. I figure you’ve got that covered.

Christ, you’re a whiny little fucker.

See? You’re getting smarter already.

Do, please, try to not be an idiot.

Xanadu was bad. Olivia Newton-John is pretty hot though.

Naw, it’s still up there.

You’re my hero.

I sent him a picture of my cat’s ass.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but you’ve been about 300% more readable the last month. Is everything okay?

Those are not “automatic” weapons the racist buttfuck militia are carrying. They are “semi-automatic” weapons.

I like you. You’re scary.

Nobody cares about your boner.

A professional colleague of my wife’s decided that he and his wife were going to start having an open relationship, which apparently entailed repeatedly sending my wife and the other women in her office invites to a local swingers hookup site. Long story short, he didn’t desist until I had a little talk with him.