i know someone whose yellow lab was named gunner, does that count?

at warped tour of all places (but during GWAR, so maybe that had something to do with it?) my bf and i saw a very drunk woman try to strangle some guy for ‘pushing’ her. we saw it happen and while he did get in her way quite a bit, he was clearly just balls to the wall moshing and she didn’t like that she had to move…

I KNEW BABA YAGA SOUNDED FAMILIAR

joke’s on them, i’m not logged into iCloud OR my apple ID.

well i’ll be, the first italian meme was about pasta water rations

i watched a few episodes a few weeks ago and i love how Harvey was like a more wholesome Andy Dwyer :’)

‘did i really hurt you that bad that you don’t even want to be my friend?’

my bf and i started watching Guy’s Grocery Games as a joke but now we honestly get excited when new episodes come on, and i even bought a signed cookbook because our love for Guy Fieri has come so far

i’m still bitter about aaron carter following me and then unfollowing me on twitter

you’re not the hero we deserve, but the one we need

god i fucking hate that guy. after my dad had his stroke and was in the hospital, my mom would watch joel osteen and it always drove me nuts. she was never really ‘into’ his preaching or anything, i think she just liked how calm his voice was and liked the message. she’s totally over him now and was making it very…

i was just thinking about how i bought a pair of Levi’s that fit like a DREAM... except in the waist where they’re 2 inches too big.

in case my mom ever sees this : mom i love you and i love our dry bathmat and towel it’s a great idea please don’t kill me

Millie Bobby Brown looks so grown up!! they grow up so fast and she’s such a little cutie pie i hope she stays like this for a long time to come :’)

yeah but every time i go to buy a box the girl scouts seem so genuinely grateful and proud of their selling skills that i feel like a MONSTER if i don’t throw a few extra dollars in the tip jar. they almost always make an extra $4 off me lol

i think it’s mostly there for when we’re at the sink so we don’t have to stand directly on the floor (it’s old and sad and they don’t feel like redoing it so they just put the mat there)

i look forward to your coverage of the album once it’s released

welcome to the hellscape that is kinja, everyone!

my mom insists of having a bathmat and then having an old towel ON TOP of the bath mat to keep the mat from getting wet, and then hanging the towel over the side of the tub to dry THAT when we’re done

woman has nice, sweet boyfriend