my ex once sent me pictures of IT when he was mad at me because he knew i had an irrational fear of clowns and it made me start breathing hard - when i asked him why he did it he said ‘i just wanted to show you the picture, you don’t have to be so rude about it’ and other bullshit excuses.

Ours were wool which was nice for the later fall games that made it to the almost winter weather, but the heat, my god the HEAT! The games we played at in August or Saturday games in September - I think I lost 4 pounds of water weight at one of them!

MY BOY BO ON 69 NEWS

Ah, but in seinfeld, the different pipes went to different places

Huh! Good to know.

I normally go for the generics, but every once in a while the brand names will go on clearance (usually about to expire) and I’ll buy em all up

i didn’t know that, but it would explain why pamprin didn’t do shit the one time i bought it (it was on sale and midol wasn’t)

the amount of boys i used to work with that would refuse the midol i offered for their pounding headaches astounds me.

doesn’t midol have caffeine in it to help you pee more though?

are we gonna talk about how the model behind her in that picture was robbed of her eyebrows

holy shit that sounds amazing right now

what the fuck is it about pennsylvania that keeps people from wearing seatbelts? at least 3 of my friends in school told me about ‘a distant cousin’ (none of my freinds are related) who died in a car crash because they were wearing their seatbelt, so they all refuse to use them.

i don’t like it purely because my ex loves it.

look at how uncomfortable trump looks

god i hate her so much, i’m almost at the point in GA when she’s gone and i cannot WAIT

obviously it’s an homage to red guy

BEES?

oh wow i remember plastic lawn chair guy.

oh i thought it was ‘working’