Hunter Hayes’ version of Merry Christmas Baby

it’s like jambalaya for the soul.

my mom buys me tons of tiny tiny things and wraps them separately so i have lots to open on christmas - i think last year i got a dozen pairs of fun socks (that were on clearance when she got them) and makeup (cheap, but the stuff i use so i didn’t have to buy more)

i absolutely despise muscles. i hate the feeling. doesn’t bother me if someone’s a body builder or anything like that, but i can’t touch them, the texture makes me nauseous.

not a dick, but hunter hayes was such a sweetheart and signed autographs after doing his world-record breaking 10 concerts in 24 hours.

i’m so happy he wasn’t a dick though, this is a good story

i was expecting “in the arms of the angel”

i don’t know if it’s still going on, but she was doing a reddit AMA earlier, and i was trying to keep up with it - it was pretty intense.

i dunno, i see a LOT of ‘choose life!’ plates out there that i find antagonizing...

i think it’s still funny - it might be just because i really like Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans, Cousin Eddie, and... wow there’s actually a lot of good actors in it, aren’t there?

i will fucking leave pennsylvania if that bill is passed.

muscles freak me out to the point where i start dry heaving if i touch them, but Dwayne Johnson is probably the one single person in the world with huge muscles that i wouldn’t mind hugging.

i had an actual nightmare a few weeks ago that he was our president and i woke up crying.

exactly, america is already great because of women like these.

‘most of the time just sits on his desk surfing reddit rather than doing any work’

i had cheap earrings in once that had cheap backs and my infection traveled from the back INTO my holes and i had to yank the post out. the infection was stuck to the post it was so nasty.

wait do you get itchiness and hives when you exercise?

have you used straight up vaseline? not the chapstick kind or anything like that, but the actual tubs of it.

you can’t just leave us hanging, what do you put in it??

i thought we were already mad about that?