oh my god i think my mom has those ankle weights, i’ve definitely used them before

i second this - they’re actually pretty nice if you get one on sale. no hinge to accidentally snap...

i saw that too - i couldn’t click it either.

i’d even argue that he’s an excellent person to be a protester BECAUSE he makes such a good living.

no stop i actually really do cry whenever i see this i can’t do it anymore stop

jynx is still in the current TCG series as well, except now it’s purple instead of black (although still very clearly blackface)

“i don’t want to go racist, but i hope that’s brionne’s female form.”

lol i was about to say ‘what?? i do hate how cute she is because it hurts but i mean that in the nicest of ways!’

they are very cute kids. we can be honest and say that some kids just aren’t as cute as others, but these are like the top dog kids of cute kids.

oh NO SHE’S SO CUTE I’M GONNA HAVE TO READ ALL THE STUPID LITTLE ‘Charlotte sneezed! How cute!’ STUPID ARTICLES BECAUSE LOOK AT HER CHUBBY CHEEKS OH GOD

i had to buy new for my math class, and for an accelerated course that wasn’t even a full semester.

oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Hooray! Didn’t mean to steal your thread, I was just excited to see you around :)

miss mercedes!! how have you been?? i didn’t realize you comment on jezebel!

“that dust is AMERICA.”

Good, entertainment, and more water.

lol they’re quotes from an episode of Seinfeld about peeing in the shower

i forgot to wear deodorant to work one day and i smelled myself and i have never felt so bad for the rest of the office as i did that day.

seriously, my grandfather cut off half his big toe when he was mowing the lawn and he was wearing boots. i can’t imagine wearing flip flops to do it!

DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES YOU’RE GONNA MIX THEM UP