me, she can date me.

this is the sort of high quality content i come here for.

Off topic, but I’m very pleasantly surprised that that’s an actual Amazon run page.

unleash my army of cats, who then crush them by cuddling on top of them and kneading their skin

Sorry guys, it me.

does he eat normal food because i would 100% drive out there, pick him up, and go to a diner and just talk to him about life.

i like it, i think he looks nice.

and he probably makes tons of money! and his ex girlfriend is a model.

off topic but i was going to write ‘rabble rabble’ instead of ‘argle bargle’ and now i regret not writing it lol

LoC : we’d like to not be shitty anymore when referring to people who aren’t legal citizens in America.

okay i get the sentiment behind your comment but i would 100% go for writing my announcement on a goat if i could do it without worrying about him getting hit by a car.

My mom had to stock that morning and then stay for an extra two hours to handle one of the registers because so many people were there. She had more than one person demand to see a manger because they wanted to buy 10+ of the same item, which was very clearly over the limit, and even saw a few people throw punches…

quitting during the week is better than not quitting at all, keep it up!

get some GET SOME

YES

just let me be in the movie and make me Rey’s girlfriend.

wine.. in a cat shaped bottle.. please tell me more??

excuse me get the fuck in line

adam sandler’s part in reign over me was small but he was so. good. in it.