It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!

Psoriasis is pure hell. Unadulterated hell. If she has any, she has suffered rejection and torment.

agreed, hop on board!

So I think I need to submit my pug for look alike with Jeremy Renner. Thoughts?

• Wear culottes, you fool.
  

one of them went to rehab for anorexia when I was in hs but it was pretty well understood that “anorexia” meant “anorexia induced by excessive cocaine use” but like, people change so. Maybe they’ve moved on to barbiturates and cocktails.

I would like to know this about the food, too. If I get arrested, do I get pizza? I would do many things for pizza.
(I would not actually kill someone for pizza, though.)

On cheat day you get an extra 400 calories, 24 g of fat and a family homicide of your choice.

IDK I call it the n-word because I just can’t bring myself to say it ever, in any context. I would rather sound childish than hateful.

My honest answer is, I don’t know. I had a lot of great girlfriends, romantic and platonic, and it was by learning from them that gave me a vastly different understanding than the one I got growing up in a military family with older brothers. I’d say, for men, surround yourself with strong women friends and take what…

Yes it does. As a man it took me so long to truly understand this in my bones.

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

RIGHT??? “What is black? What are parents? How do we even know we’re awake? That life is not an illusion? To be? Or not to be? To eat the cookies and the pie? To sleep, to die, to cry? To type, too ripe?” Fucking incoherent lying sack of lies.

I’ve decided I’m a cat. I will no longer go to work. I’m going to sleep 18 hours a day and eat and snuggle for the rest. Miaou miaou.

I CAN NOT stop watching this trainwreck. It's so awful, and I just can't look away.

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

Star this comment if you 100% will be drinking Franzia/Wild Vines while watching this