It’s the Olsen effect.

I found that part offensive as a white person. All her talking in circles trying to justify herself is bringing some bizarre, contradictory shit to the surface. For ex., part of her main point is that it’s more complicated than black & white, as her experience transcends labels. To break it down for us simple-minded…

Re her skin color: “I don’t stay out of the sun!” So by her logic, if white people get more sun while black people get less, will we all end up the same color?

& the eyebrows.

The answer must be yes because people are bringing up this comparison a lot. Another question is should we look at them the same way?

for reals! i mean yeah, it’s terrible for your liver i’m sure, but c’mon. it’s a match made in heaven.

I want the job of finding pics to accompany “so-and-so’s going to rehab!” stories. Just flip threw a bunch of paparazzi shots to find the one where it looks like they have a lazy eye or are blinking. “Oh my God, they’re high out of their gourds!”

Sorry, didn’t realize you’re the final word on all things. Beg pardon.

I know, right? Paint your nails or don’t. No one was saying women should be shot if they don’t have perfectly painted toenails all the time. And since this has become about female standards of beauty, let’s take a look at the rest of her outfit. Tight dress? Check. Tons of makeup and hair product? Check. Painful…

I leave the house without painted nails all the time too, but I’m never going to a red carpet event wearing torture shoes and a black dress with a slit down to my belly button after spending hours in the makeup chair beforehand. I think we can all admit that there are different standards for leaving the house to buy…

It’s nice to be natural and comfortable but she’s on the red carpet slathered in makeup and product, her feet tightly bound in leather straps aka “shoes.” If she looks comfortable it’s bc she’s faking it, being a model and all. I don’t get why a pedicure would tip her look from acceptably made-up to conforming to a…

fuck that’s funny

Have never had a gif express my sentiments so completely. Thanks for this.

That shade of blond is the stuff of nightmares, at least on her frozen face. Also has anyone else noticed her lips and nose moving farther apart? She’s starting to look weirdly Berenstain Bear-ish:

That or I'M WATCHING YOU.

2 thoughts: During next staff mtg. of minor disagreements between bitter employees and the salarieds, totally going to whip out the wisdom with: "There are so many sides to this issue, it's like one of those dice that has a bunch of different sides." Can already imagine the blank faces turned towards me, crickets in…

FOR REALS. She's already got a fake listening face.

Also mascara. And that shade of lipstick is doing him no favors. I'd say he's more of an Autumn...

Wow, tailoring a suicide note to a tee-shirt opens up a lot of possibilities! It also shuts down some possibilities I would think, but that's good. You wanna keep it concise and to-the-point, as demonstrated by the Kids in the Hall:

Agreed. He sounds very dysfunctional and has hurt a lot of women but he's no Jian Ghomeshi, in that as far as I know nothing he's done has been illegal, just really really shitty. Truth is though, a lot of people do really really shitty things. Maybe the guy is a sociopath, at least he's taken the comedy route rather…