First I thought "WTF is she doing w all the twitter beefs? Her talent is completely overshadowed by her unbelievable beyond rudeness!" Now, I dunno, maybe it's me, but I'm on board. Who/what is next Azealia? British gardens? Soy latte drinkers? Collectors of pig figurines? Bring it!

That blurb on Reese is so ridiculous. Drinking wine to perk up at a social event? Shocking!

Agreed. Very dated lyrically and in every other way. "Who got the lighter / Let's spark the fire" ? I'll pass.

Ohhhhhh I love this so much. Thank you.

At least you have a freelance gig which must be more fulfilling. Also, I know this reply is like 5 days late, but there IS hope for us Jan, at least in this headline: http://www.apa.org/monitor/julaug…

Yeah, this is a great way to begin a Monday morning at the soul-sucking job I now know I'll have some variation of till I drop dead.

I sort of wondered why this pic was chosen of her. It distracted from the horror of the story for me just a little at the beginning. But thinking of it in that sense, as an image directed at the ppl who raped and drove her to suicide (as I'm sure it was intended), yeah, I can get behind that.

Ha! You're so right. Actresses have to be impossibly good looking to be cast in anything and then have to work to ugly themselves up for "serious roles." A lot of actors have famously transformed themselves for roles too but it feels different somehow.

He can't just cut us off like this. Must go to his past comments & read every. Last. One.

Grandpa, I've told you before, don't go on Jez! You reek of whiskey. C'mon, let's get you up to bed.

Take a break; eat a cookie.

I'm definitely going to try screaming that my period's coming down the sides of my jeans next time I want to get out of something. I'd modify it slightly to suit the occasion. For ex., Boss: "Can you take a look at this request and respond?" Me: "MY PERIOD'S STREAMING DOWN THE SIDES OF MY BUSINESS CASUAL SLACKS. GIMME…

Try to keep trying at just the same amount. It's fab. Though, to be fair, my Vyvanese is kicking in.

Agreed!

Countdown to Angie & Amal catfight! One driven, successful woman + another = venomous hatred for each other, ALWAYS & FOREVER. Because WOMEN, amirite?

Oh my God. That does not make me want to eat ice cream. It makes me want to hide in my closet covered in blankets.

I think you're hilarious. Just visually it's intimidating.

Seriously US Weekly, "The truth about Zellweger's incredible new face"? Does it morph into other faces or something? Can it fly? Glow in the dark?

Very much agree! Want to read but too daunting.

Sorry, off-topic, but what in god's name is your avatar from? It's scaring the shit out of me.