I'm with you, it feels invasive. Another reason I'm glad not to be a celeb. My face tends towards oily too. By the end of the day, if I don't blot and powder, I look like I'm withdrawing from heroin. Right now I'm trying a Neutrogena shine control makeup primer in the hopes that my face won't melt off by lunchtime.

Well said.

Ouch, McConaughey's not lookin' so hot at some recent fancy pants shindig.

Some parents do it unconsciously too. In the author's case it's different but I remember feeling my mom's disappointment/annoyance when I now realize I was exhibiting the qualities she disliked in herself.

I'm brainstorming up a list of people I might try this on should the opportunity present itself.

I love you Adulto. Your comments always make me happy.

Jesus. Why didn't anyone tell me this was on option on career day?

Ha! Yes, that would be worse.

I recently dyed my hair noticeable darker. A manager at the office I hadn't seen in a few days says "Your hair is a different color." Nothing more. I call shade, what do you think?

The range of their expressions/poses is odd, like they're each posing for a different shoot. AB's blank stare, the Olsens being shy/twinny, MM's smoulder, the awkward torso-to-torso stance of RS and LL, with RS looking not so Raven. It's like they were told to touch the person next to them, and if they were at the…

THANK YOU. I had a friend who used to guilt me when I said I was depressed by telling me all our friends would be there for me if I'd only reach out. But I didn't want to reach out. At all. Her version of depression was talking about her shitty childhood with friends. My version of depression is being depressed.

I like her too! I think she's very talented. And I still remember her first painful Letterman appearance where he made her feel like shit bc she'd committed the dreaded sin of shyness, which in life is often uncomfortable but in the entertainment industry is just plain unacceptable.

I wish I/a lot of us didn't feel the need to speculate on Bynes's specific condition as it's none of our business but I'm having a hard time stopping myself. Here's a theory: massive doses of adderall. She was arrested for driving under the influence of it, she's obsessed with weight loss, erratic, paranoid. I know…

A friend & I attempted french toast by pouring egg over bread in a frying pan. We just looked at the soggy mess, waiting for something to happen, and at each other, like something is so wrong here. Another time we thought of putting my hamster in the microwave, just for like a second. I am so deeply thankful that we…

Actually the film is the first from Downey and his wife's production company, Team Downey.