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    I love that you think "I work in congress" means he's a congressman. Fantastic.

    Oh man, I was totally with you right up until the end. Don't show off your position and degree. You were doing so well pointing out what he was doing until you did it yourself. I'm still rooting for you, come on. Get back in there.

    "I don't agree with none o' your 'science' crap! Don't care how many 'studies' ya throw at meh, don't care how bad it's proven to be, I'm gonna keep hittin' mah kids because everyone else does it!"

    Oh yeah, I didn't even think of that. Shy Guy could be awesome. But then, shouldn't there be a Goomba and a Koopa Troopa too?

    Falco, yay!! Finally, my worries are gone.

    That looks like a ton of fun.

    Oh man you guys, I am so happy that my favorite character, Falco, is back. I was really worried!

    Holy crap! It's like finding that thing in The Wizard of Oz!

    yay Falco!

    I've got another idea - put this "extra content" in the game that they're still making (it hasn't gone gold, right?).

    That makes sense.

    Damn, that's quite the hefty delay. I was hoping for February.

    So... what's left in October now?

    FALCOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Quitter.

    I understand where you're coming from. On the one hand, yes please, more just being Batman. More flying around the city, more beating up bad guys. Work that combo meter. Let me explore that Gotham City on new tech, 1080p, 60 fps (please!).

    Good point, I didn't know that. Ok then.

    I want this read to me, out loud, every time I go to the gym. I'll hire someone to do that.

    I hope you're right. It's the end of August and there's still no announced release date. That makes me nervous.

    This is so getting pushed to 2015. Maybe February, maybe even May.