“Absolutely not. In fact, our curriculum is specifically designed so they don’t even accidentally read about it in books.”

Someone doesn’t have a JD power award for best sense of humor

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

Hahaha, i do exist Jason and i am one of Jalopnik’s biggest Kurdish fans. Hope everyone enjoyed the video.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

I often will adjust my side mirror so that the light goes right back at the driver of the truck.

I honestly think Notre Dame should be excluded from any kind of playoffs since they don’t play in a conference. Force their dumb fucking hand to stop being douches and play a real schedule.

I am 77 years old, an old fogey by any measure. I have owned Land Rovers since 1 1964 when I bought a 1960 Series II 109 pickup truck. My current LR is a 1997 Defender 90 with 288,000 miles, a newly rebuilt power train including a rebuilt 4.6 L engine. My challenge remains what it has always been. I’ll race you in the…

Goddamn, how I wish I could do that finger whistle thing - preferably the one-handed thumb/index comment. Woah, that got weird fast.

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

Baltimore: Donnie.

oh you poor thing

“Give me a bat long enough and I can lift the World Series trophy.” ~ Arquimedes Gamboa 

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

Try playing rugby, the game in which the players spend eighty minutes pretending that they AREN’T hurt.

Talk about the fanboi approach.

What is it that Tesla has done that is so new? Electric vehicles? That’s been done before, and the major makers were mass-producing far more cost-efficient hybrids well before Tesla established itself.

Self-driving? Their system is actually one of the more primitive on the market.

The…

This is something probably better expounded upon in a larger blog, but we get a lot of shit either way because we’re either all-in for Tesla, or we’re a bunch of short sellers blahblahblah.

Because they were supposed to be the fun, sexy darkhorse team and they ended up just being sexy.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.

Is this the real life? Is this just mapleleaf?
Caught in a sandwich, no escape for Ron McLean
Open your mouth, guess what it is you’ll eat