You said it! I bought my FoST as my reward for landing my job as an engineer. I want to stay in a compact sports sedan for the foreseeable future, and I feel like the FoST is a sporty and nice enough car (especially in st3 trim) that I don’t really need to look at the 3 series or C series any time soon.

Ditto, although there’s a little voice in my head that’s saying: “In a few years, you could sell it for a premium.” and I have to tell it to shut up, I’m keeping this car forever.

David, when shifting in your J10, do you also make imaginary engine noises? You know, because it doesn’t run...

“I totally approve of a Celtic player humiliating Isaiah Thomas by stealing his moment of glory”

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Tossing this in the ring. Cool: mostly, but who else has a dad could do a massive burn out and then take his bike to the park.

So was the white half of Lonzo guarding fox?

I know Daryl personally and can attest. He is fun at parties.

....You were the Arnold of your class, weren’t you?

Idris Elba as Ms. Frizzle. Plain and simple.

Is this like that “woke” term the kids are using now?

A conscious autocorrect that, apparently, didn’t have a conscience.

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

Shut the fuck up.

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

Can’t wait to not be able to take public transit and brave the busiest interchange in the south and not find parking to overpay to see one of the most dismal teams in MLB history while sitting next to a bunch of old money assholes with funny sounding voices. But at least I won’t have to see black people out the window…

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.