Burke doesn’t even work here anymore and he’s still giving Deadspin a solid 5 WAR.

Breaking news: Foles unable to throw football with third arm

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

More likely goes up if TMZ can produce a video that the crack NFL investigators will be unable to find.

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

Such bullshit.  I only had one parent in the house I turned out (looks at deadspin commenting history)...touche, Chauncey, touche.  

The NCAA: where whistblowers are silenced, but whistlers cannot be 

Jokes on you. These kids are all homeschooled.

*ahem*

So the two best sluggers on Earth can’t get a major league spot?

3 reasons

What really amazed me is that Tiger was 40th in driving distance during the tournament. Remember, the Masters was one of the first tournaments to “Tiger-proof” a course because he hit it too far.

Before yesterday, I really can’t remember the last time I watched the final round of a golf tournament.

Barry, he deposits the butter and protects the bread. You’ve got to love that in a young man. He will have none of the nonsense and all of the sense. I’m for it.

To put this into perspective, Rasheed Wallace’s best time was 85 seconds.

Can’t blame Pop in the least. Lord knows there are countless times at my job where something happens 63 seconds into the work day that makes me wish I had the option to get kicked out and sent home.

The entire western conference vs the refs is my favorite rivalry right now. 

So that’s a record? I’ll admit it: I don’t get this particular Nispey Hussle tribute.