My beer league softball team just found our ringer!

Joe Flacco is the rarest of breeds of quarterback. One day he plays mediocre football, the next day he and Jim Tomsula head in a van, down by the sea shore, for a mattress sale. Fulfilling stuff there.

Many of these kids may not come from the wealthiest of circumstances either, so I find it hard for their parents to not turn down money when it literally can become life changing. It’s awful, but at least some of these kids are eking out some sort of a profit, especially at the non-paying collegiate level.

I feel like when I was in High School we knew not to write shit down. Then again, we didn’t have twitter...

Maybe the cards can trade him for some prospects before the deadline. Win/Win for baseball.

Must Love Boredom

Counterpoint:

This is a novel way to avoid playing for the South Side

Vinyl or streaming? Which side are you guys on?

My source says Brady to the Browns.

This is definitely the only bright spot in a very dark season for the Blackhawks.

So metal even Kaepernick stood

The real question is, does he take bitcoin?

Burfict has managed to escape any real consequences for years. That is the NFL’s fault. It’s about damn time someone knocked his fucking head off. He’s a been a shibag for years and deserves his brain to be turned to mush. JuJu is the game’s hero for that magnificent block.

I would like to see Jim Harbaugh added to the poll.

That pretty much sums up every problem we have...

For perspective’s sake, this is what he looks like next to a group of NFL players. He’s the one in the white polo shirt white guy.

Still sold more tickets to their bowl game than the White Sox sell to their fans each game...

Fuck Lebron! Fuck the Warriors! Go Nets!

Tim Tebow exists to troll deadspin. Carry on God’s work Tim!