Time to trade him now that he’s recognizable and his trade value is at his lowest...

Dwight Howard would make a decent foreign ambassador under the Trump administration.

The sad thing is, he will put more effort on this stunt than he will on his coursework while at USC.

Cause “Dak” or “Ezekiel Football” just doesn’t sound as cool...

I wonder if the pure shooting ability of Curry and Klay Thompson will once again be able to overcome the sheer force of Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant some other schmo.

At this pace Chicago burns down before game five.

Fox has the choice between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich, sounds familiar doesn’t it?

Even with four losses, Notre Dame looks to be bowl bound again this year with 17 more cupcakes on their schedule.

These balls are not indestructible.

Best running segment on Deadspin. Thanks for being a member of the best (worst) fans in baseball.

Hippie douche activists it is. He’s just scum, not matter how good he was at tree hockey.

Please don’t tell me I am siding with the hippie douche activists. Shit I am.

I think now is a good time to jump off that Cardinal bandwagon. I hear Boston has a good team to pay attention to this year.

How dare this threaten the sanctity and holy purity that is Jerryland!

Somehow I think the real winners here were the other three teams in the division

Good to see Michael J. Fox getting some work still

That’s world series caliber bullpen work right there.

50 losses...hahahahaha! Fuck the Cardinals and the entire shit hole of St. Louis!

#lolympics

If only he can put that much effort into hitting the baseball.