Richardsons first check will bounce even higher.

And that urge to look up car crashes is what keeps me a Bulls fan.

I’m assuming it took time for Nike’s internal teams of lawyers and compliance experts to have meetings to debate the current relatively unclear state of what economic activity with Iran is and isn’t currently allowed in order to come to the conclusion that they weren’t sure what would or wouldn’t attempt to get…

Strong curry makes me wiggle uncomfortably and cuss.

Defense lawyer here. At a grand jury proceeding there is no rules of evidence and no defense attorney. It’s a closed door proceeding. Ever heard the phrase, “you can indict a ham sandwhich?” It basically means that a prosecutor can get an indictment behind closed doors on anyone for anything. So it has no…

Holy shit that is an awful way to try and nap a way a Sunday afternoon.

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

“Fuck Vontaze Burfict” is kind of a default response to any question.

“We need to do something about the Israeli-Palestine conflict.”
“I agree, and fuck Vontaze Burfict.”
“Totally.”

I honestly hope Burfict misses every game from now on and dies penniless. The guy spent his entire career trying to injure people with dirty shots.

This isn’t quite Chris Brown getting a tattoo of Rihanna’s bruised and bloodied face on his neck, but it’s in the same ZIP code.

Artificial turf is one of mankind’s worst inventions

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

“When Rose was with the Knicks last season, he went missing on a game day and was fined by the Knicks.”

He offered to not offer a pair of ZO2’s

Funny how this all comes to light AFTER Rodgers goes out. It’s almost as if he looked into the future and realized he would have to now drop balls from Brett Hundley for the rest of the season and didn’t like what he saw.

Oh no, force me to spend $6 and be treated to unlimited shitty, delicious mac & cheese pizza. Fuck you, fuck all of you. Cici’s rules.

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.