I cannot wait for Man U to be relegated.

How dare you drop a legitimately thoughtful take instead of a scorching pile of skip bayless?

He’s not good.

Obviously Mookie has some good steroids...

Still better than Joe Buck doing baseball for anyone...

Is there any way that the nation can collectively level St. Louis, so that we never have to hear from that trash dump?

Fuck Pigeons. Rats with wings.

I would put the extinct Dodo on this list above seagulls.

Apple fanboys are the most irrational people ever

Can we be in October yet? - every Cubs fan

Tom,

The US Men’s national team perfected that method years ago.

Cats are the spawn of Satan. Dogs are just his retarded bouncers.

Fuck Tom Brady

Cleveland Ruined Johnny Manziel

Bring back the Flat Top hairstyle, everywhere...

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So did Luke ever get a Macbook charger? That’s the real issue at stake!

Every Cardinals loss is a victory for bat flips every other way of playing baseball in a way that is actually fun to watch.

These kids still have better grammar than Cardale Jones.